Saw some lad chundering in a urinal in Liquid the other night. It was about to overflow when the toilet guy came over and started scooping the puke out with his bare hands. STANDARD
A mate of mine managed to barter some cheesy chips down to 50p in Kens. STANDARD
Any time it's one of my mate's birthday, we always make them crowd surf in Liquid. The bouncers hate us. STANDARD
Myself and my housemate convinced some builders a couple of doors down to give us some bricks. Built a fire pit and had a BBQ every night for a week. STANDARD
Used a bottle of Ouzo because I don't own a rolling pin. STANDARD
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