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From University of Portsmouth

Saw some lad chundering in a urinal in Liquid the other night. It was about to overflow when the toilet guy came over and started scooping the puke out with his bare hands. STANDARD

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From University of Bristol

Always remember, first year doesn't count. freshersSTANDARD

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From University of Aberdeen

Leaving Uni work to the last week, not stupid, lad just likes a challenge. STANDARD

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From Bournemouth University

Got talking to (what I thought was) a 7/10 girl the other night. Before I could stop myself I threw up over her. She tried adding me on Facebook the next day and it turns out she's more of a 3/10. DefenceMechanismSTANDARD

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From Bournemouth University

2 fridges in our house. 1 for food, 1 for beer. STANDARD

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From University of Portsmouth

Burnt half of my student loan in the casino last night … apparently. STANDARD

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From Bournemouth University

Already had 2 complaints from next door for 'loud sex noises'. STANDARD